If you were wondering, none of these are real (except for the first and fourth one). There's no drama about ocean soup, evil Eal is not trying to kill Aaron, Cyan does not have a cone infestation (yet), and there are no trends about sitting under crushers.
About my previous post – I will be staying, as most of you seem to want me to care, which I greatly appreciate.
If you are offended by anything here, I sincerely apologize.
I hope you like this comic!